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pacify-eris:

When Gucci Mane says “colder than a polar bear sleeping in a freezer”

I’m like “polar bears are warm blooded mammals built to withstand especially cold weather and because of their layer of blubber, they tend to overheat at any temperature above 50 degree fahrenheit and so technically—”

and then I remember he has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face

(Source: saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)

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    u werent “like” shit u thought of a skeleton for a dumb joke and u googled polar bear facts to finish it u lame
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